Review for the Horror Movie ‘Incall’

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I just had the pleasure of viewing the cult movie ‘Incall’ written and directed by Brock Riebe. For those unfamiliar with this underground flick, it’s a homoerotic horror thriller. Throughout its 2hr + runtime, it stands alone as its own movie while honoring presiding cult classics.  Multiple elements within its production, acting, and writing reflect the styles of indie masters such as: Paul Bartel, Roger Corman, and David DeCoteau.

Incall opens with the lead character, Kasey, visiting his mother’s grave.  Kneeling before her tombstone, he speaks of frustrations regarding work, finances, and the general public.  After relaying his troubles, he prays to her spirit, asking her to provide him with a means of escaping the rut he has become trapped in.

Upon walking home, he crosses paths with a charismatic man who we later discover is thief named Marco.  At first, they continue opposite ways, until a shared chemistry stops Kasey who admires Marco walking away.  In response, Marco stops, turns, and smiles at Kasey. By how this is orchestrated, we can conclude their passing is caused by fate, or a supernatural force.


The next 30 minutes, or so, delivers character development and a background story. By day, Kasey is a bill collector.  At night, he is an inhouse massage therapist who is frequently propositioned by horny, old men.  Remaining professional, he declines their advances despite the money being offered.

In his private time, he journals in a back room at a coffee shop.  Although he intends to stay antisocial, a character named Beth frequently interrupts his secluded visits.  By little screen time, we can see her character is built to have a pestering, noisy disposition, which lacks in communication skills.  An example of this can be seen as Kasey clearly wants to be left alone, yet she continues talking about herself.  Rather than being cruel, Kasey tolerates her company.


Now with an emotional platform established, the action begins.  One night, Kasey is propositioned by another elderly client.  Trying to remain business professional, he attempts making excuses so the client will leave.  The man, who won’t take no for an answer, pushes himself onto Kasey, causing a scuffle.  During their struggle, one wrong move results in the client’s accidental death.

Uncertain of what to do, or how to react, Kasey is overcome by a numb aftershock that causes him to drink himself to sleep.  The next morning, he goes to work, leaving the corpse where it lay, until he can decide on its disposal method.  Meanwhile, Marco breaks into Kasey’s apartment, finding the dead body. Instead of letting sleeping dogs lie, Marco later confronts Kasey with an irresistible proposition.


Overall, I enjoyed Incall.  What made the movie stand out for me were the mixture of diverse psychological and spiritual components.  The most fascinating aspect was how Incall commented on emotionally broken characters coming together.  Example: dialogue reveals Kasey’s father is a felon and Marco’s father was abusive. Although it’s not blatant that Beth has daddy issues, she shows characteristics by how she pushes herself on guys and her inability to walk away from her cheating, abusive boyfriend.  Perhaps one of the conveying messages in Incall remarks on the father figure?  Perhaps this shared conflict is one reason why fate has brought the trio together.  However, I believe the main reason for them being acquainted is due to Kasey praying to his mother’s spirit. I speculate this because Marco and Beth eventually provide the necessary tools that Kasey has prayed for.

A final aspect I enjoyed was the gray character development.  No one in this movie is truly good or evil.  Rather they are human, trying to survive a day at a time. Because of their complexity, and ability to have viewers empathize or sympathize, the creator has provided his audience with emotional gold.


From a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being the worst and 10 being the best, I rate this an 8. Incall is a speculative piece that pays homage to B movie classics, the characters have synchronicity, and the director has a photogenic eye. When Incall receives a DVD release, I plan to include it to my library.

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Blaxploitation Horror Classics

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With February being Black History Month, I wanted to write about a sub-genre that doesn’t receive the spotlight it deserves.  Rather than focus on movies that might be too contemporary, or mainstream, I would like to start at the beginning.  Below is a list of five Blaxploitation classics that have gained cult followings, and have laid the stepping stones for modern day African American horror cinema.


House on Skull Mountain is an underrated gem with a simple premise.  The movie begins with a mambo by the name of Pauline Christophe who dies from old age in her home.  Upon her passing, the heirs to her estate arrive at her mansion to receive their inheritance.  Once gathered, each family member is terrorized and murdered by a supernatural power summoned by a bokor.


Although I’m sure the scenery in this classic won’t creep out today’s younger generation, there are quite a few chilling shots and set designs.  Examples include: the land formation of Skull Mountain and the burial scene in the family cemetery.  Even the architecture and decoration of the mansion itself felt brooding and empty.  Overall, the entire property is a true stereotype to the word “haunting” in every aspect of its definition.  Furthermore, to increase the viewer’s tension, the director provides optical illusions, that subliminally keeps us observant of the architecture and character’s environment.


Not only is there gothic eye candy galore, the movie is packed with symbolism.  A good portion of the symbols presented are self-explanatory, such as the hooded figure representing death, or the snake (whereas here it represents evil, rather than Damballa who is synchronized with positive entities.)  Yet, there are a few enigmatic segments.  The crow dropping a charm onto Pauline Christophe’s grave requires more interpretation from the viewer.  In some customs, the crow represents life magic, adaptability, and destiny.  The charm it drops is a voodoo symbol for death.  Also, this scene foreshadows later conflict.  Midway through the feature, we see a caged crow.  Although this could be interpreted many ways, my mind perceived it as symbolism representing repressed life, discomfort, and being restrained from one’s destiny.

Despite this being hailed as a part of the Blaxploitation genre, I feel it should take a step further and become known as Gothic Horror due to its style and set design.


I hesitated on seeing Blacula for quite some time, because I had yet to develop a taste for campy cinema.  However, upon viewing it, I found myself quickly engrossed due its pacing, plot, and symbolism.

In this re-imaging of Bram Stoker’s masterpiece, Blacula opens with a strong reflection on slavery.  After Prince Mamuwalde and his bride, Luva, travel to Transylvania to convince the infamous Count Dracula to end the slave trade, Dracula transforms Mamuwalde into a vampire.  Such as what any slave master would do to his slaves, Dracula strips Mamuwalde’s of his African name and mockingly dubs him, Blacula.  Next, Count Dracula traps him in a coffin and leaves Luva to die in captivity.  Two centuries later, a gay interracial couple are snooping around a warehouse where they accidentaly release Blacula from his coffin.  Once free, Blacula goes on a killing spree where he encounters Tina, who happens to be the reincarnation of Luva.

One reason I appreciate this film is due to the decisions that were made while filming.  Originally, Blacula’s name was to be Andrew Brown.  Yet, actor William Marshall demanded that the character have dignity.  Because of Mr. Marshall, the concept of Andrew Brown was scrapped, and the backstory of Mamuwalde was born.  Also, the choice of a rhythm and blues soundtrack was a good decision.  It keeps the viewer drawn into the theme of the 70s, rather than the horror elements.


Another reason I appreciate Blacula is because it is a solid horror movie.  Neverminding how some of the makeup isn’t top notch, the director redeems himself by providing suspenseful timing for scares.  A perfect example of this is the morgue scene where one of Blacula’s victims rises from a gurney, runs down the hall, and attacks the mortician.  In the few seconds this vampire is on camera, she is wide eyed with animalistic rage, her hair is disheveled, and her screaming mouth reveals a set of lethal fangs.  To this day, I can’t figure out why this moment is so effective.  I have been torn between questioning if it’s the makeup, the slow-motion filming, or a mixture of both.  Without a doubt, this vampire is what nightmares are made of.


Throughout the movie, Blacula embodies an iconic physical and emotional character.  In some ways, his character design pays a greater homage to the literary Dracula compared to other movies.  In the book, Stoker provides brief description of Dracula’s facial hair.  Opposed to Gary Oldman’s Dracula who kept a gentleman’s mustache, William Marshall provides a facial canvas that is monstrously highlighted by bizarre hair patterns, which ends up being nightmare fuel.


Abby is a movie that I was surprised to hear mentioned when I inquired on my social media about Blaxploitation Horror.  For years, it has been one of those hidden gems that I loved, but I thought no one else knew of its existence.   I can’t help but think Warner Bros. is to blame for is limited audience, since WB sued American International Pictures on grounds of copyright issues.  Because of the squabble surrounding Abby ripping off of The Exorcist, this movie fell into a premature grave that wasn’t resurrected until years later.  Despite Warner Bros. winning the infringement lawsuit, one would have to grasp at straws to see a deep connection between Abby and The Exorcist.

Abby begins with Dr. Williams (Abby’s father in law, played by William Marshall) lecturing his class about the entity named Eshu.  For his minimal explanation, we learn Eshu is a trickster, a creator of whirlwinds, and chaos.  Research proves this brief description is accurate.  However, research also explains Eshu’s duty is to ensure that the world maintains balance.  To obtain this balance, Eshu provokes chaos.

Next, Dr. Williams visits Nigeria and finds a puzzle box hidden within a cave he is excavating.  Upon opening the box, he unleashes the very spirit he earlier lectured about.  As coincidental as this sounds, the world of occultism shows there are 101 paths to Eshu.  After the spirit is released, it travels across the Atlantic Ocean where it arrives in America and possesses Abby.  Throughout the feature, it’s never explains why the spirit chooses Abby as its host.  However, since Abby is married to a reverend, and her father in law is also ordained, one can assume Abby’s possession is because she’s the closest of kin to Dr. Williams who isn’t a minister.

The movie does progress without conformation if the spirit possessing Abby’s body is actually Eshu or not.  Even at one point, Dr. Williams speculates the spirit isn’t actually Eshu.  Instead, it is an impostor.  Other than Dr. Williams uncovering the possessed artifact, and the speculation of whether or not the spirit possessing Abby is an impostor, there are no other connections I could depict between this movie and The Exorcist.


Overall, Abby is fun.  Some of the makeup designs aren’t great, and once possessed, some of Abby’s dialogue sounds suitable for the spoof skit SNL did of The Exorcist.  By no means would I call this movie scary or grotesque.  Instead, it’s a fun installment in the Blaxploitation sub-genre that does deserve to be watched late at night with a group of friends.  Rarely do I ever say this, but I would be interested to see Abby remade.


J.D.’s Revenge is a movie I had considered watching throughout my life, but I recently settled on viewing it prior to this blog.  The plot focuses on a New Orleans resident named Isaac.  One night when he and his girlfriend Christella are on a date, they attend a hypnosis act where he volunteers to be hypnotized.  When Isaac has successfully reached a trance state, he becomes the unwilling host of a hustler who died in the 1940s known as J.D.  With Isaac gradually acquiring more of J.D.’s mannerisms, J.D. eventually becomes the dominant inhabitant of Isaac’s body, resulting in attempted rape, murder, and exacting revenge upon those who murdered him and his sister, Betty Jo.


Out of all of the movies on this list, I felt this one had the least to offer in regards to content.  Still, I enjoyed the movie as a period piece and a thriller.  Besides J.D.’s Revenge, being exactly what it is, a man possessed by a vengeful hustler, there aren’t any deep metaphors, or real social commentary to philosophize on.  With food for thought being limited, I suggest audiences to leave their brain at the door, relax, and enjoy this as a supernatural thriller.  The concept is simple, the cast is well put together, and there are quite a few fun one liners throughout.


Sugar Hill is a movie I immediately fell in love with upon viewing.  The plot follows an upcoming voodoo princess named Sugar Hill.  After a gang murders her boyfriend because he refuses to sell his nightclub, Sugar Hill visits a voodoo queen named Mama Maitreese for help.  Once explaining the circumstance, Mama introduces her to Baron Samedi, who provides her with a gang of zombies to exact her revenge.  With the basis simplistic, this allows a greater concentration on the social commentary, which focuses on racism.


This Blaxploitation classic is a must see due to the acting, casting, and character design alone.  One can’t help but like Sugar Hill.  She is portrayed as a strong, powerful woman, which I’m a sucker for in horror movies.  She is full of sass, isn’t afraid to risk her soul for sweet revenge, and whenever she is opposed with conflict, she remains calm with stone cold features.


The overzealous portrayal of Baron Samedi is one of the most diabolic representations I have ever seen.  Rather his character moping about, he is energy driven with a wide-eyed gaze and a brazen grin.  By the glee he displays when assisting Sugar Hill, we can assume he loves his job.


Mama Maitreese is a fun character because she is the true personification of what one might expect from an elderly voodoo queen.  She is full of knowledge, advice, and behind her grandmotherly appearance is a force not to be reckoned with.


After honoring the strongest of Sugar Hill’s cast, I can’t close this blog without expressing my admiration towards her zombie gang.  Unlike the flesh-eating zombies that we have become so accustomed to in movies and literature, these zombies are the traditional Haitian ghoul whose sole purpose isn’t to eat, but serve their conjurer.  Their makeup and their bulbous, glassy eyes feel soulless, robotic, and they somewhat pay homage to the zombies featured in, I Walked with a Zombie.

I hope everyone enjoyed this list.  Besides the five movies I spoke of, there are quite a few other classics in circulation regarding African American themed horror.  At the moment, I’m not sure if I want to focus on movies or books for next Black History Month.  Instead of racking my brains over the subject, how about I leave the decision up to you?  Would you prefer next year’s African American Horror blog to be based on movies or books?  Please, leave your answer in the comments.

P.S. If you say movies, there’s a chance I will have quite a few contemporary films listed, most of which, everyone has already seen.  If you say books, there’s a chance I will have quite a few hidden gems up my sleeve.  The choice is yours.

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Making Contact by Ouija

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So, you want to play with an Ouija board? If so, here are ways to narrow down your chances of contacting negative entities. First and foremost, the Ouija is not a game.  It is a tool used to communicate with loved ones who are no longer physically with us.


When operating the Ouija there are rules you must obey before even thinking about touching the planchette.

  1. Determine who you would like to contact. (Friend or family only)
  2. Nearby where your Ouija session will commence, supply a picture of the deceased, a personal item that belonged to them, and an offering of something they enjoyed in life. (Cigarettes, drink, snack, flowers, etc)
  3. Dress a white candle with virgin olive oil and ask that it release positive energy. When lit, ask for the protection of Saint Michael.  Although this isn’t necessary, it wouldn’t hurt to open a psychic bubble around yourself.
  4. Smudge the room and each person with sage, asking that the smoke purify and protect you.
  5. Turn off the lights, join hands with other guests, and say the Lord’s Prayer.
  6. Now that you’re protected, ask to speak with your loved one by first and last name.



What You Shouldn’t Do When Entering an Ouija Session:

  1. Using the Ouija is not a joke. If a guest mocks the spirit, pushes the planchette, or insists this is fake, ask them to stop. If they are still disrespectful, ask them to leave. Their presence could accidentally invite negative entities into the session. My best advice is, if you know of a person who would disrespect the session, don’t invite them to partake in the experience.
  2. Don’t enter a session asking if there are any spirits here who would like to talk to you. Ask specifically for the spirit you want to communicate with. Going into a session so openly is dangerous. It’s like entering a chat room full of strangers and asking if anyone would like to hang out.
  3. Never give your last name. On the off chance that the spirit you’re speaking to is negative, it can reveal quite a bit of dirt on you.
  4. Never leave the session without thanking the spirit, Saint Michael, etc. for speaking to and/or protecting you.
  5. Close with the Lord’s Prayer.

What You May Experience During an Ouija Session:

  1. A change in room temperature. (Specifically drafts of cool air).
  2. Knocking that comes in sets.
  3. Fragrances regarding the deceased’s earthly pleasures.
  4. Drowsy or energy drained.
  5. I call my Ouija table my “Table of Tears” due to the quantity of people who have cried during our sessions.




The White Cat

In my decade of Ouija operating, I have had few negative experiences.  The only reasons for these experiences were due to me being new to spirituality and not knowing how to correctly operate the board.

When I started, I had very little knowledge of anything spiritual.  I had typical religious knowledge from attending church throughout life, but I hadn’t learned that spirituality and religion are two completely different things.

The worst circumstance regarded an entity, which identified itself as a demon.  Considering how willing it was to reveal its name, I have my doubts that it was an actual demon, but a negative spirit with demonic knowledge.  Research shows demons rarely reveal their names, unless they are forced into a corner. Furthermore, the chances of an entity being demonic is rather slim. Yet, these facts didn’t improve the circumstance.

The events prior this session occurred at friend’s house, which we will identify with the name X. It’s no secret I love the paranormal and because of me being so open about the subject, X confided in me.  X explained she and multiple friends had seen a white cat running through her house. I became fascinated with the thought of a phantom cat and immediately wanted to experiment.

I relayed the information from X to my mother, who is responsible for introducing me to the paranormal.  However, at that time, she was just as inexperienced as myself.  After debate, we decided this would be our opportunity to experiment.  I called X and explained we wanted to investigate the situation with an Ouija board.  Sounding like a good idea, X said, “Let’s do it.”

It was a Friday night in February when we arrived at X’s house with the Ouija. Here, X took us to a room where the white cat had been seen on multiple occasions. With a mixture of nervousness and excitement, we set up the board, lit a few candles, and turned off the light.

The session began by us inquiring if any spirits would care to communicate.  The planchette was hesitant at first, then it began moving at a slow pace.  A few questions later, the planchette gained momentum, and began answering us with immediate response.  Through questioning, we discovered the present spirit was a male who was attached to the property.

Minutes later, the spirit began contradicting itself.  It took on the antics of a practical jokester and boasted it had been lying to us. By the spirit admitting this, I felt my stomach drop with a toiling mixture of fear, confusion, and disappointment.  Judging by the looks on everyone’s face, I wasn’t the only one who felt this way.

Although none of us said we needed to stop the session, we continued asking questions, like something was urging us to go further.  Starting back at square one, we asked again for the spirit to identify itself.  In response, it claimed it was neither male nor female and it never existed in human form.  Next, the planchette revealed the number 66 and the name Baal.

Deciding this was over our heads, we ended the session and prayed for protection.  In our prayer, we also asked that the spirit depart from X’s property.  When finished, we sat dumbfounded, questioning our experience.  The cat, the number 66, and Baal – none of this made sense to us.

Since we were entering the new age of smart phones, X and I began research.  As we opened up our browsers, we didn’t expect to find anything substantial, much less anything that connected the clues.  To our surprise, demonology explained Baal presented himself in the form of a toad or white cat.  Furthermore, he is a Duke of Hell with 66 legions of demons under his command.

By learning this information, chills raced throughout me.  We all looked to one another, wide eyed and stiff with tension.  Not knowing what else to do, Mom and I suggested X contact a professional, and for the time being, she needed to pray and raise her positive vibes throughout the house by laughing, listening to upbeat music, etc.

On the drive home, I felt something peculiar and heavy weigh on me.  Instead of worrying about my wellbeing, I considered I was just creeped out from the session.  In the passing days, I began experiencing a mixture of anxiety and depression.  In the passing nights, I began sleeping with a lamp on, feeling too intimidated to sleep in the dark.

As a month progressed, my home, which always felt welcoming, changed.  With all of the warmth that a normal home provides, my residence became drained of its inviting atmosphere, until it was reduced to the shell of a house.  There were days the void was so great that I would open my windows, doors, and curtains, to allow in natural light.  At first, this helped.  But the sunlight was nothing more than a bandage.  The change in atmosphere became so great, friends who would visit for long hours made their visits shorter, claiming the house felt tight and heavy.

Realizing none of this was normal, and this wasn’t just my emotions playing a trick on me, I was struck by an epiphany.  But I couldn’t be certain of my assumptions, until I received verification.  To support my conclusion, I called X and asked how things were. X explained there were no more problems.  That moment was when I realized the negative spirit followed me home.

Now understanding what I was dealing with, I explained the circumstance to my mother.  Unbeknownst to me, she had been speaking with a friend who was a catholic priest.  As a precautious measure, he provided her with the following prayer known as Chalking a Threshold, or the Epiphany Blessing of a Home


After preforming the prayer on my front and back steps, the problems started decreasing, like someone pulled the plug from a full sink of dingy water.  Within days, my house simply opened back up and started to feel welcoming.  Visitors, who didn’t know of the haunting or the threshold chalking, returned to visit me.  Each time they dropped by, their visits began lasting longer.  One person even commented, “I don’t know what you’ve done, but your home feels more open.”

The Table of Tears

Although unskilled Ouija sessions can be dangerous, a skilled Ouija session can provide peace and closure. As previously stated, I call my table “The Table of Tears” due to the crying that has occurred during our skilled sessions.  Despite the name immediately bringing a negative assumption to mind, the reasoning behind this name is anything but negative.

Numerous times, when people have cried at my table upon contacting their loved ones, they have done so due to joy or closure.  When speaking with a loved one through the Ouija, one will know it is them.  Not only is it a feeling one receives in their heart, but the spirit will use verbiage and spelling that one can identify with.  Also, the spirit will use nicknames, and reference old sayings for confirmation.  Don’t be alarmed if your loved one still maintains their humor, sarcasm, etc.  Death only ends the physical.  Personality traits rarely change.  Yet, there is one circumstance where we learned of a personality change due to the afterlife.

Last Halloween, I invited two guests to participate in my yearly Ouija session.  As expected, the first person who attempted contact succeeded, and due to the closure she received from her father, she cried tears of joy.

After her emotional experience, the other participant, who we will call Minnie, was hesitant to make contact.  For as long as I’ve known Minnie, she has always been an introvert, who believes that crying makes her appear weak.  Fearing that she too would cry, she explained she changed her mind.  However, something unusual happened.  Her grandfather immediately manifested and started operating the planchette.  To verify his identity, he used verbiage and nicknames that only she identified with.

In their conversation, Minnie asked how things were in Heaven.  He explained the ailments he suffered in life were no longer bothersome.  She asked how her cousin was in Heaven.  Her grandfather said, “He’s still hardheaded”.  Then he added her grandmother was with him, and she had a good heart now.  Since what we physically suffer isn’t transferred into the spirit realm, I assumed she had heart problems in life.  Yet, he continued by saying Minnie’s grandmother was sorry.  After he and Minnie exchanged, “I love you” he departed.

Although I’m not one to pry in personal affairs of what is conversed through an Ouija session, I asked, “Did your grandmother have a heart condition while living?”

Minnie explained that in life, her grandmother was a woman who showed little compassion.  Due to the way Minnie described her hardened personality, I could see she and her grandmother had little to no family bond.  However, by what just occurred, Minnie was now smiling while she wiped her tears away.  Doing this, she explained she received the closure she needed.

Ever since making spiritualism a part of my life, I have preached that rarely does anyone ever receive a demonic attack.  Rather if one comes in contact with a negative entity, there’s a good chance they aren’t faced with a demon, yet they are speaking with the spirit of a negative person, as death rarely changes a personality.  However, by Minnie learning of her grandmother having a change of heart, this proves death can change the person who has transitioned into a spirit.

Side Notes

As you can see, the Ouija board does have positive and negative aspects.  It all depends on how you use the board, the participants you invite, and your knowledge of what you are doing.

Don’t be surprised if there is no response on your first try, or other times when using the board.  This can be normal, as it is the spirit who chooses to speak with us when our heart calls to them.  More times than not, a response will come to those who are seeking.

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Christmas Horror Movies that Will Scare Your Chestnuts Off!

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Near the end of November, I posted on social media for a list of Christmas themed, family friendly horror movies. For the most part, I received adult related titles, which wasn’t what I was looking for.

For those who might feel uncertain as to what movies are classified as family friendly, I would consider nothing worse than a PG-13 rating. In a chestnut shell, movies that don’t exploit nudity/sex, gore, drugs, or explicit language.

Because of the misconception my post received, I’m going to knock out two turtle doves with one stone. Not only will I focus on suggesting horror themed Christmas movies, but I will categorize ‘Family Friendly’ and ‘Adult Only’ titles.

Family Friendly (PG or PG-13):


For starters, it’s not Christmas without ‘Gremlins’.  The reasons I love ‘Gremlins’ is because the creators (Chris Columbus, Joe Dante, and Steven Spielberg) were not afraid to deliver chills and laughs throughout.

In a tongue and cheek style, they apply suggestive humor to intense scenes, which creates a deeper level of fear.  The most superb example of this tactic is the attic scene when Mrs. Peltzer first realizes something is wrong.  As the house grows silent, a feeling of suspense captivates the audience.  Although expecting a scream to jolt us from our seats, the downstairs record player starts blaring ‘Do You Hear What I Hear’ when it was in an off position.  This scene is the perfect example of timing, humor, irony, and dread all rolled into one.  To this day, I can’t listen to the Johnny Mathis classic without thinking about this iconic movie.

Fun Facts:

  1. At first, ‘Gremlins’ pushed an R rating with its original script. This included Mrs. Peltzer getting beheaded and the gremlins murdering the family dog.  Due to wanting to keep the movie tame, these scenes were rewritten.
  1. At first, Stripe didn’t exist. Gizmo was supposed to become evil and lead the pack, but, Spielberg felt that keeping Gizmo cuddly would be the wiser choice.



‘Krampus’ is a contemporary classic bound to stand the test of time. While staying true to German folklore, it provides enough originality that it becomes a cornucopia of horrors. Similar to Michael Dougherty’s prior movie ‘Trick R’ Treat’, where Dougherty provides almost all holiday subjects screen time.  Villains include: snowmen, gingerbread men, killer toys, and Krampus himself.  While full of intense moments, there is enough comedy to relieve the tension.

With jumps and humor aside, ‘Krampus’ presents a contemporary Dickens morality, and a wholesome conclusion for the family black sheep.  Overall, by the character development, pacing, and plot, ‘Krampus’ is a movie that isn’t afraid to gift a stocking full of humor, horror, and heart with its overall message.

Fun Fact:

The final design of Krampus was inspired by various illustrations and postcards depicting the iconic Christmas devil.


‘Scrooged’ is a dark comedy with horror elements.  Examples of these elements can be seen in characters such as Lew Hayward and the Ghost of Christmas Future.  Even the Ghost of Christmas Past (David Johansen) has his own devilish persona in this modern day take. To top it off, Bill Murray endures a live cremation.

Despite the horror elements, ‘Scrooged’ has a certain wholesome, yet humorous, charisma that only director Richard Donner can provide.  Overall, it feels like the holiday answer to the original Ghostbusters in regards to its combination of horror and humor, as Carol Kane, Bill Murray, and Bobcat Goldthwait deliver comedic one liners throughout.

Fun Fact:

Bill Murray complained to Roger Ebert about ‘Scrooged’.  Murray insinuated that he and Donner didn’t get along, and Donner dismissed almost all of Murray’s suggestions for the movie.


I remember when ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ was released and its controversy. Back then, my hometown theater didn’t receive it in their auditorium and quite a few audiences called it ‘sacrilegious’. Although I missed the opportunity to enjoy it in on the big screen, my mom was cool enough to let me rent it on VHS.

From this list, this is perhaps the only title suitable for preteens. However, the love for this holiday mash up, which has sparked arguments between if it’s a Halloween movie, a Christmas movie, or both, is enjoyable for all ages.

In 2006, ‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’ was re-released in theaters in a 3D format.  For the first time, it was under the Walt Disney banner, instead of the Touchstone Pictures banner, where it lived since 1993.

Assuming everyone has seen this fairytale about star crossed lovers, I won’t go into plot detail.  But, I will say, if the opportunity presents itself for you to see the 3D version in theaters, do not pass it by.  The experience returns adults to their childhood, and it gives newcomers something to “talk about for years to come”.

Fun Fact:

To complete this movie, it took three years and a group of around 100 people.  Just for a second of footage, up to 12 stop motion movements had to be performed.


‘Curse of the Cat People’ isn’t a full-on Christmas movie, yet a good portion of it does surround Christmas.  Despite ‘Curse’ being suitable for all ages, it is complex in a psychological sense by symbolism and verbiage. So, although the feature is safe for preteens, they might not understand its subject matter. To give an example of the movie’s depth, it has been noted that in the past, psychology professors have shown ‘Curse’ to their students.

For those unfamiliar with ‘Curse’ it is a sequel to the famous ‘Cat People’, directed by visionary master Val Lewton.  Although ‘Cat People’ isn’t Christmas based, it provides important character development that is somewhat crucial for viewers entering the sequel.

‘Curse of the Cat People’ takes place years later after its predecessor.  Our subject in this installment is Oliver’s young, friendless daughter, Amy.  Over the passing of autumn turning to winter, we get the impression that Amy is teetering on the edge of sanity.  During this time, she befriends a retired actress and a ghost.  By meeting these two characters, Amy receives solace and transforms into a stronger person.  Although ‘Curse’ presents spooky elements, it is technically a fantasy movie that focuses on maturing, forgiving, and acceptance.

Fun Fact:

The poem quoted by Miss Callahan in ‘Curse’ is ‘The Unseen Playmate’ by Robert Louis Stevenson from ‘A Child’s Garden of Verses’.  For me, this poem sets the mood for the entire movie.

Adults Only (R Rated):


As we advance into the ‘Adults Only’ category, I have decided to begin with the star upon the tree, ‘Silent Night, Deadly Night’.  This is an infamous cult classic that stirred such controversy by poster art, and prime time advertising, that TriStar Pictures dropped it.  Going a step further, Siskel and Ebert took a moment to list those involved with SNDN’s production, saying, “Shame,” after speaking each name.

For those unaware of this hidden gem, you might be interested to know that it spawned 4 sequels.  Unlike the Halloween franchise, which wanted to expand into an anthology series, the SNDN films achieve the anthology expansion.

The subject of Pt 1 is Billy, who at younger age saw his parents murdered by a criminal dressed as Santa.  Later, he and his younger sibling, Ricky, are thrown into an orphanage.  Here, an abusive Mother Superior warps Billy through a decade of psychological and physical torment.  After snapping, Billy goes on a killing spree, where he uses a variety of weapons, which include: Christmas lights, a boxcutter, an axe, a bow and arrow, and my personal favorite, reindeer antlers.


Pt 2 continues a decade after the first movie. Ricky has grown into an adult and has picked up the ‘slay’ reins his brother dropped.  For those who missed Pt 1, don’t worry, the sequel recaps its predecessor in flashbacks.  

As a follow up, this installment doesn’t present anything new.  Although, it does make a stronger comment on PTSD, and it comes off feeling like a warning movie for those who have yet to receive the therapeutic help they require.   

When mentioning Pt 2, the psychological aspects of PTSD are never discussed. Yet, the spree killing scene dubbed as “Garbage Day”, has captivated cult audiences for decades. 


In Pt 3, the series starts to trail away from the killer Santa scenario.  Even though this sequel’s villain is Ricky, he isn’t the primary focus.  Instead, our subject is a blind woman who has undergone a series of testing for her psychic abilities.  Although the acting in Pt 3 is better than Pt 2, Ricky now sports a dome top, which looks cool, but in addition becomes problematic.  My gripe was, other characters acted so nonchalant to his headgear, it felt bizarre and out of place.  Had the dome top not been a part of Ricky’s character, I probably would have enjoyed this installment more.


From the sequels, Pt 4 is my favorite.  Directed and co-written by Brian Yuzna, who created cult hits such as: Society, Bride of Re-Animator, Necronomicon, The Dentist, and Return of the Living Dead 3, this installment is slimy and grotesque.

With a deeper plot than the prior two sequels, Pt 4 is full of occultism, mutated bugs and worms, and a bizarre sex scene featuring Clint Howard.  Also, here’s a fun side note, Clint Howard’s character name is Ricky.  Perhaps he is the Ricky from the prior films who has now joined a coven?


Pt 5 is creative, but it was also when the creators realized, the reindeer are dead, let’s stop beating them.  The final chapter, focuses on a Pinocchio themed horror where a toy maker, Joe Petto and his son Pino, create murderous toys.  The only reason why anyone would want to see this installment is due to the blood and gore that is created by the toys.

Fun Facts:

  1. Lilyan Chauvin, who played Mother Superior in Pt 1, admitted it was a mistake for the film’s publicity campaign to center around Santa. She further explained, the advertising should have focused on Billy’s mental stability.
  1. Robert Brian Wilson, who played Billy at 18, said he felt so ashamed by the controversy he told friends and family not to see the film.
  1. Mickey Rooney, who had protested the release of SNDN 1, starred in SNDN 5 as the toymaker. Originally, the movie was called ‘The Toy Maker’, and it wasn’t associated with the franchise until its release.


Although ‘Black Christmas’ never franchised out, it is perhaps the most well-known movie on the ‘Adults Only’ list.  Despite the reimagining’s negativity from audiences and critics, I liked the remake and the original, but for different reasons.

The original is creepy because the killer is never seen, we have no backstory on him, and the plot is simplistic and realistic.  I think one of the many reasons why ‘Black Christmas’ is so effective is because there is no reason why these murders are happening.  The movie is nothing more than a maniac living in the girl’s sorority house attic.  He harasses them by phone, then kills them one by one.

The reimaging, follows the same scenario, but it develops a background on the killer and why he is hiding in the sorority house.  Also, this version is more grotesque and explicit than its original, but, its comedic charm isn’t as strong.

Fun Facts:

Bob Clark, who directed the 1974 original, and later brought us ‘A Christmas Story’ and ‘Porkey’s’, provided what horror fans consider to be the pioneering slasher film.  ‘Black Christmas’ predates all similar movies like: Halloween, Friday the 13th, My Bloody Valentine, When a Stranger Calls, etc.



‘P2’ is a guilty pleasure of mine that is nothing more than an hour and a half’s worth of cat and mouse.  Written by Alexandre Aja, Gregory Levasseur, and Franck Khalfoun, ‘P2’ stars Wes Bently and Rachel Nichols.  The concept is a business woman gets trapped inside of a parking garage on Christmas Eve and is held captive by an obsessive security guard.

This is the kind of movie where the viewer can leave their brain at the door.  Not much thought is needed for the movie to progress, as it lacks any deep subplot or twist.  Still, the acting is fairly solid, there aren’t any plot holes, and the fast pacing kept my eyes glued to the screen.

Fun Fact:

‘P2’ was shot in two months, at night, at a working Toronto parking garage.


‘Christmas Evil’ centers around a boy named Harry, who becomes disenchanted upon seeing his mom and dad kissing.  Although, this doesn’t seem like a big deal, his dad is dressed like Santa.  By seeing this, Harry’s childlike wonder completely shatters.

Decades later, Harry is still unable to overcome his childhood shock, and has developed an unhealthy infatuation with Christmas and Santa.  During the day, he works in a toy factory, which is suitable due to his holiday obsession.  During his free time, his hobbies include spying on the neighborhood children, and categorizing them into a personal list of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.  Even though red flags indicate he is a few goodies short of a full stocking, nothing physically harmful has happened… yet.

At a Christmas Eve party, he learns of a children’s home that might not have enough presents for everyone.  When no one else will provide toys to the unwanted children, he runs home, and suits up as Santa.  All seems harmless, until he takes on the persona of Saint Nicholas.

As simple as what the concept sounds, ‘Christmas Evil’ is intriguing from a psychological aspect.  Such as Angela Bettis in ‘May’, Harry descends a similar Milky Way of madness as we witness his sanity deteriorate.  While not overusing the slasher aspect, ‘Christmas Evil’ has only two murder scenes.  But I assure you, the lack of blood doesn’t make this any less of a horror movie.

Fun Facts: (SPOILER)

At the end, Harry doesn’t fly away.  Actually, the conclusion is nothing more than Harry imagining a more pleasant scenario as he commits suicide.


‘Silent Night, Bloody Night’ is perhaps the most underrated movie on this list.  Even though it is full of mystery, horror, and suspense, I believe its style of underground filmmaking is what sucked me in.  Because of its old-school fashion, SNBN feels like a Grindhouse movie, and it provides a gritty piece of holiday horror that causes the skin to crawl.

The movie opens when a homeowner returns to his property, and finds his house has been transformed into an insane asylum.  Without explanation, he is murdered.  Decades later, a lawyer and his secretary take refuge at the same property for an affair.  For a good portion of their onscreen time, their backgrounds allow us to identify with them as the lead characters.  While danger and isolation closes in on the unsuspecting couple, we have a good idea of what is instore.  But, things take a quick Hitchcockian turn.

Due to multiple spoilers, I can’t go into further detail.  All I can say is SNBN is filmed in the style of a good, old fashioned, whodunit with a plethora red herrings.  Near the end, the puzzle pieces fall into place through sepia toned flashbacks of incest, incarceration, and a vengeful grudge that can only be satisfied by bloodshed.
Fun Facts:

SNBN fell into public domain after it left the drive-in circuit. Until it appeared on Elvira’s Movie Macabre, it had been obscure. But, it slowly gained a cult following, which increased upon video rental.


As I close on what is perhaps the lengthiest blog I have ever written, I hope everyone has enjoyed the read and now has a better understanding between adult and young adult related material. There were quite a few additional hidden gems that I wanted to include on this “Naughy or Nice” list, but I will save those for 2017.

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

Alexander S. Brown

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Lords of Salem Book/Movie Comparison

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During October I decided to listen to something witchy.  Considering I’m a huge fan of the movie, The Lords of Salem, I gave the audiobook an opportunity. For those who don’t prefer audiobook, TLOS is also available in print.

Upon finishing TLOS, my immediate thoughts were: I should have read the book first, it seems Rob Zombie’s hands were tied regarding onscreen content, and the studio butchered the Hell out of the movie.  The book is a companion that addresses some of the random scenes featured in the film.  Also, the backstory of the main characters, especially Heidi, seems more developed.  Aside from offering more information, the book is 100% more brutal than what the studios released.

In comparison to the movie, the book doesn’t provide any new twists or scares, and it follows the same concept throughout. The major differences regard ritual sacrifice, the descendants hypnotized by the coven’s music, and the concert sequence.  Movie wise, these scenes were watered down.  Had the movie not utilized nudity, drugs, or explicit language, it could have been pg-13. However, if these very elements were removed from the book, the subject matter would still teeter between NC-17 and R, due to violence alone.


With gore and character development aside, the book provides a brief reasoning for the delusions Heidi suffered, mostly giving insight to the humanoid creatures.  The way these delusions appear in the movie, makes the viewer feel like something frightening is placed at the most random spot for no reason. The book suggests these creatures are used to put Heidi in a low place mentally, physically, and spiritually.  Furthermore, they are given a brief origin, as the authors suggest these creatures were once human.  Thus allowing the reader to speculate that the entities are the results of damned human souls.

Although, it seems that if one reads the book, they should skip the movie, I assure you, this isn’t the case.  Despite the movie won’t provide the intensity found within the book, it introduces Rob Zombie’s ability to create a visually satisfying art house movie.  From start to end, Zombie unleashes hellish scenes, historic urban settings, and Kubrickian imagery.

However, the eye candy doesn’t end with the artistic angle alone, as the casting is favorable to cult icons.  I think what makes TLOS so frightening is not only the character Margret Morgan, but the way Meg Foster portrays her by image and vocals.  Character wise, Margret Morgan is one of the most frightening witches since The Black Queen in Dario Argento’s Susperia.  Actress wise, this role makes us remember why Meg Foster is an icon to start with.

Even though Sherri Moon Zombie is already iconic, her role as Heidi reinforces her cult status.  My supporting reasons include Heidi’s musical and wardrobe taste, her tangible personality, and her unsettling skull face.  Compared to Moon’s other roles, her portraying Heidi is a great contrast between her prior achievements, such as: Baby Firefly and Deborah Myers.


Casting honorable mentions include: Bruce Davidson (Willard & The Crucible), Jeff Daniel Phillips (To Die for 2 & Halloween 2), Judy Geeson (Berserk & Goodbye Gemini), Patricia Quinn (Rocky Horror Picture Show & Shock Treatment), Dee Wallace (The Howling & Cujo), and Ken Foree (Dawn of the Dead & From Beyond).

From a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best, I would rate the book a 9 and the audio narration a 10.  Bringing my final decision to a 9 ½ total.  Movie, I would rate a 7 ½ .

Do You Have the Guts?

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For those who have never read Haunted, the experience that awaits you lacks comparison to any other book by Chuck Palahniuk.  Crafted in the style of what would happen if John Waters paid homage to The Canterbury Tales, the reader is shaken by stories that are grotesque, humorous, and depressing. Described as a novel of short stories, Haunted opens with our lead characters gathering on a bus for a once in a lifetime writer’s retreat.

At their destination, the aspiring authors discover the retreat is an abandoned theater where they are expected to write their masterpiece.  With reluctance, they proceed forward, hoping this experience will help them produce a bestseller.  Once entering the theater, they are locked inside for three months.  To intensify their experience further, the retreat’s host Mr. Whittier, and his assistant Tess Clark, deprive their guests of sleep, food, water, and warmth, until someone produces a successful story.

With the stage set, each chapter unfolds in three sections: the wrap around story, a free verse poem introducing one author at a time, and a story narrated by the author who introduced themselves by poem.  From here, each of the seventeen authors try to outdo the other by making their story more shocking, depressing, or repulsive than the last.

What intrigued me most were the pseudonyms given to the authors, and how their names foreshadowed their stories.  From this motley crew, my favorite characters include: Saint Gut Free, Mother Nature, Lady Baglady, The Earl of Slander, Director Denial, Conrad Snarky, Baroness Frostbite, Reverend Godless, Tess Clark, and Mr. Whittier.  The rest of the characters are divided between mediocre and unappealing.  Although some of the stories weren’t as good as others, the wrap around tale kept me on the edge of my seat.

The first story, Guts by Saint Gut Free, stirs emotions similar to what one might expect if a grenade fell into a septic tank. Holding strong with its infamous ability to make readers faint, I consider this piece to be a rite of passage that will prolapse the soul.  Considering I am the sicko that I praise myself to be, I found a free audio upload of this story on YouTube, which I shared on social media.  This entry is my favorite and everyone should experience it blindly.  If you would like to lose your innocence, click HERE for the audio of Guts.

Foot Work by Mother Nature isn’t as grotesque as Guts, but it provides a unique scenario. I became enthralled with the originality this tale had in aspects that were sexual and crime related. By the end of the story, I questioned the reality of the circumstance, and it made me want to explore the pros and cons of reflexology.

Slumming by Lady Baglady was a story that utilized maximum intensity without relying on extreme sex or gore. This segment presents a role-playing scenario between a wealthy married couple, which soon goes from fun to frightening.  As the story concludes, it leaves the reader with an old-school sense of dread, adding a whole new level of fear to being homeless.

Swan Song by The Earl of Slander reminds me of an adulterated Aesop’s Fables.  The segment focuses on The Earl’s career as a reporter.  Down on his luck, he decides to further his career by planting a kiddie porn collection in the home of a retired child star.  Before the story can end happily for The Earl, an ironic twist causes him to regret his actions.  In a sense, the ending is delivered like a tasteless joke that is amusing, despite its poor taste.

Exodus by Director Denial is my 2nd favorite story in Haunted.  To me, this story focuses on how some people harbor dark perversities, or secrets, and can keep these private thoughts buried deep, until something allows them to indulge. The scenario here includes two preteen sex dolls, an eccentric case worker, and a horny police squad.  Although this segment is deeply perverted, it does provide dark humor.

Speaking Bitterness by Conrad Snarky was a difficult pill to swallow. It was degrading, and deeply saturated in bigotry.  Yet, it was my third favorite story as it focuses on adult bullying and instigators.  In my opinion, this entry is the most powerful of the book and I can see it confusing the emotions of someone who has discriminated.

Hot Potting by The Baroness Frostbite is a piece that grants backstory to her disfigured appearance.  In this action packed, survivalist themed sequence, I was on the edge of my seat until the final word.  Although predicting the tragedy long before it unfolded, I continued reading with anticipation.  Once the inevitable happened, my skin crawled due to Palahniuk’s cringeworthy prose.

Punch Drunk by Reverend Godless tells about the reverend being an ex-military man who plans to get rich from lip sinking to Celine Dion while in drag. However, that is not the extent of his plan and his reasoning for getting rich is just as intriguing. Written to not be humorous, grotesque, or shocking, this story comes off as nothing more but depressing. Yet, its motive is an untouched concept that will hold one’s interest.

Post-Production, The Nightmare Box, Poster Child, and Cassandra are all stories by Tess Clark, which chronicle her life and the life of her abducted daughter Cassandra.  Determined to learn what happened to her daughter, Tess returns to the location where Cassandra was found, which is also the very spot in which she is now trapped.  The number of stories that Tess was provided surprised me, since all other characters were granted fewer spots. Despite her frequent returns throughout the book, her interesting life could have been expanded into a full novel.  In her stories, she shares about her career as a porn star, her botched plastic surgery, the abduction and rescue of her self-mutilating daughter, and a mercy killing.

Last, but not least, the stories: Dog Days and Obsolete chronicle the life of, and is told by, Mr. Whittier. These stories give a solid background to our villain who has orchestrated this torturous writer’s retreat.  They detail how he received the theater and how he blackmailed his way into wealth. Although it seems that he will continue orchestrating to the end of the book, an unseen turn of events happens during the frame story, making matters go from bad to worse.

Out of the 23 stories, 14 of these were enjoyable, and the others did very little to keep my attention.  Although some stories lacked, the characters who told them played vital roles in the frame story itself.  From a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst and 10 being the best, I give this an 8, mostly because of the stories by Miss America, The Duke of Vandals, The Matchmaker, Sister Vigilante, Chef Assassin, Agent Tattletale, The Missing Link, The Countess Foresight, and Miss Sneezy falling short.  Yet, after factoring in the creativity of this book, the likable stories, and the pacing of the frame story, the better content outweighs the boring.

I Have Lived to Tell About Psycho Path

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As Halloween approaches, I have decorated my house, gathered new horror movies, and downloaded the audiobook of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow to enjoy on my back porch on Halloween Eve. Now, all I have to do is carve a few Jack O’ Lanterns, and I’ll be ready for the night when all things run amuck.  Although, I will spend my Halloween at home, I would like to share with my readers an opportunity that they will not want to miss.

Last night, I went to the haunted attraction known as Psycho Path in Ellisville, MS.  Their complete info, for those who want to visit is as follows:

Psycho Path

28 Buffalo Hill Road

Ellisville, MS 39437

Phone: 601-641-1757

Payment is cash only, no refunds.


Myself and partner arrived early to avoid any lines, and we had the opportunity to speak with the ticket booth operator, a sweet woman by the name of Mamma Psycho.  In the time we were waiting, we learned fun facts about the path, such as how long it takes to set up and how frequently the owner changes the path, so it continues to surprise returning guests.

Before purchasing our tickets, we were warned that we could get blood, or dirt, on us.  Furthermore, Mamma Psycho stated, real weapons were used inside the path, and the actors/actresses were allowed to touch their guests, which could result in being pulled off the path.  By the way, if you visit in a large group, expect to be divided if your group is over 10 people.  The path can only take 10 people at a time, due to safety and small spaces, please respect this rule for your own safety and don’t hassle anyone about it.

When the time came to enter the path, we were led by a tour guide, who wore a bloody jumpsuit and a sack over his head.  Clutched in his right hand was a real meat hook.  His voice, guttural and menacing.  Behind us was his assistant, who was dressed as an erotic court jester from Hell.  While we followed our guide, and he spoke of the horrors that filled the woods, she took great care of us, as she informed when a dip down was coming, where roots were, holes, etc.  Because of them knowing the land that we walked upon, no one had any problems in exploration.

I won’t give away many spoliers, but I can’t describe the overall experience by keeping everything to myself.  The first scene we approached was interactive.  Our guide explained we had 30 seconds to make a choice, and the results could be to our favor, or not.  All I can say is, do it.  Open the door.


As we ascended the path, we went through a maze that became disorienting.  This is when the actors/actresses took advantage of the darkness and came after those who are walking through.  Once past the darkest section of the path, we were brought to a grim scene dedicated to Mississippi witches.  At this stop, our guide provided a story of murder and mayhem.  Besides the typical witch burnings, or hangings, one might expect to hear about, the story he told was unique and chilling.

From this attraction to the next, we had more actors/actresses attack, until we came to a location that harbored a bedframe with a sinister history.  The story that our guide provided for this relic is sure to make one feel like they are staring the devil in the eye.

Next, we were presented with a school bus, which we were told to load upon and sit.  Here, we received a story that is perhaps one of the most unsettling tales I have ever heard in a tour, which also provides, names, location, ages, and accuracy on the horrors that had happened on this bus.  As I listened to the tragedy that befell one poor girl, I couldn’t help but feel myself growing anxious with vibes that urged I was partaking in something forbidden.


After leaving the bus, if you haven’t already run for the hills, be sure your shoelaces are tied, because running will be important for the final scene.  After surviving the path, I was so excited about what I had experienced, I inquired with one of the actresses if the stories they told were true, or if they were just part of the show.  The actress confirmed, “Both, the stories are part of the show, but they are also true.”  Furthermore, she spoke about experiencing paranormal activity on the path, and how she lacked a rational explanation to debunk what had happened.

For the first time in a decade, I have experienced a truly frightening attraction, and I have no one else but the crew of Psycho Path to thank.  Prior to attending this haunt, I had no idea that not only would I receive scares, but I would explore a property that had collected haunted objects.  The overall experience made me feel like I had just walked through the Mississippi version of the infamous Warren’s Occult Museum.

Despite how intense this attraction is, it is family friendly.  However, if you have children who are inexperienced to horror, scares, or ghastly tales, I would suggest finding a babysitter.  Since this is a family friendly event, NO alcohol, bullying, or fighting is allowed on the premises.  Respect these rules and you will be able to experience the path in its full, adrenaline rushing glory.

Here are the links one can follow regarding Psycho Path: